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Managing PMS in Pakistan

Well, anywhere around the world for that matter, as pre-menstrual syndrome and/or post-menstrual, wait a minute, then does that not make it PERPETUAL? Why God, why??

Anyway, this syndrome is a global problem not just for women but for men as well... For men who say they sympathise, we know you are just scared sh!tless of the unknown effects that might befall you guys.

Hence, I have been suggested by men and women friends alike on how to manage this un-help-able condition:

1) Get a punching bag to physically vent out your frustrations! If you can't afford one, proceed to solution 2->

2) Get a boyfriend. He can be your punching bag. Just remember to tape his mouth and hands first.

3) Get your boyfriend to sing lullabies to calm u down, as suggested by Tabinda (hey! this boyfriend tool has multi purposes after all!)

4) Sing-along to Alannis Morissette's early hits. And SCREAM your way through,"You live, you learn, you bleed, you learn!"

5) Chocolates! The natural endorphin charger. Forget about the pounds, forget the calories. Something as smooth as Lindt dark chocolate will make you forget ALL your worries. Tip on how to have it: Have it all for yourself. No sharing!

6) Vent, vent, and vent to your heart's content! If there is no one caring enough to listen to you, then blog it all. blog, BLOG it out of your blood of unbalanced female hormones!!!

If all else fails, find Sohaib and just slap him silly. He wouldn't mind, in fact might secretly enjoy it. Win-win situation.

posted by Zafirah @ PM 06:53